Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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