So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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