We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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