Why are handjobs necessary in class?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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