Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Randomize
