People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
