I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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