My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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