So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
So squirting runs in the family.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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