Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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