just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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