He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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