it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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