btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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