roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
