: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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