Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
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