honey bunches of taint.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
