i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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