It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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