My girlfriend figured out who you are.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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