I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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