Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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