She is in my trunk
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She even gives head with a lisp.
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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