Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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