Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Randomize