But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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