idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I have demons in me.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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