yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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