butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just want to make out with him forever
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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