Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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