do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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