Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(530): View more from California

you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..

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(706): View more from Georgia

thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat

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(812): View more from Indiana

You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.

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(678): View more from Georgia

doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.

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