Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?