so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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