My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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