just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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