I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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