I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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