Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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