Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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