Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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