Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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