Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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