some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
