Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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