Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
My vagina just recognized that song.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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