I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
