idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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