No subtext here. People are naked.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I currently don't understand fingers.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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