Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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