"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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