Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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