whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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