he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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