i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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