Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I love you. Go after that dick
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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