god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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