I think I am morally bankrupt
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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