Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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